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jizz lock 

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
jizz lock by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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Jizz Lock 

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
Jizz Lock by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011

Jizz Locker 

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz
1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker
Jizz Locker by BAM!123 August 6, 2010

jizzlocks 

When a woman or man gets so much thick cum on their face and hair that it resembles them having dreadlocks. They can already have dreadlocks and laced with cum or just having cum hanging from their head. Either is acceptable.
Dude, Hannah just answered the door with jizzlocks hanging from her head. She should probably take a shower.
jizzlocks by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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