jizz lobber 

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

jizz lobber by lukus September 19, 2006

jizzlobber 

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

jizzlobber by Django April 19, 2004

jizzlobber 

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

jizzlobber by anonymous December 23, 2003

jizlobber

A person or persons who throw seamen at people or objects
(jiz) as in seamen
(lobber) as in to throw.

ha daves a jizlobber see how far he can throw that stuff

jizlobber by GoreBoy November 10, 2008

Jizzlobber 

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations

Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me

Jizzlobber by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021