jizzlobber

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

by Django April 19, 2004

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 24, 2003

Jizzlobber

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations

Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021