Jizz Jacket 

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET

Jizz Jacket by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010

jizz jacket 

A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.

"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"

jizz jacket by Clark Griswold November 19, 2006

Jizz Jacket 

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

Jizz Jacket by b7random November 27, 2016

Jizz Jacket 

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.

All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.

Jizz Jacket by freakgodd September 9, 2016

Jizz Jacket 

A Jizz Jacket is a slang word for a male prophylactic, also known as a condom.

Tabetha, go to the store and grab some Jizz Jackets so we can fuck!

Jizz Jacket by Ceerip 707 April 15, 2025

Jizz-Jacket 

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

Jizz-Jacket by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz jacket june 

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.

"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"

jizz jacket june by Vlasta February 20, 2021