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jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
jizzidue
jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012
jizlia
The most beautiful woman in the universe.
A good listener. Loves his close ones and care for them very much. She can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also is so damn hot.
A good listener. Loves his close ones and care for them very much. She can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also is so damn hot.
jizlia by Felipe.whoo January 31, 2020
jizlia
The most beautiful woman in the universe.
A good listener. Loves his close ones and care for them very much. She can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also is so damn hot.
A good listener. Loves his close ones and care for them very much. She can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also is so damn hot.
jizlia by Felipe.whoo January 31, 2020
Jizlia
The most beautiful woman in the universe.
A good listener . Loves his close ones and care for them very much. she can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also she is so damn hot.
A good listener . Loves his close ones and care for them very much. she can get what she wants.
Jizlia is smart, very cool, gives the best hugs and kisses and also she is so damn hot.
Jizlia by Felipe.whoo January 31, 2020