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hot ass czech guy has a huge third leg stands like a tripod and has beautiful lips. very grumpy.
damn! looks like a jiri
jiri by noonewillknow September 23, 2013
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Probably the coolest ship in the world. Usually consists out of Johnnys and Mirimoos.
"I ship Jiri so much!"

"JIRI KILLS MEK KSJFJSKAJ"
Jiri by iwilltrytofixyouomy May 13, 2017
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The name "Jiří" is considered to be the most common Czech name. These individuals usually have long penises and can handle it properly. They are real hard workers, they are very creative and smart. They love their friends. If you do not know how to name your child, we will name him "Jiří"! :)
Jiří
Jiřího
Jiřímu
Jiří by jirkaofiko November 21, 2021
A guy whose dick is at least 1000 m
Girl: Damn he had really long dick
Girl 2: He must be a real Jiří then!
Jiří by sexyvojt November 21, 2021
It's name which is usually used for boys in Czech and Slovakia. Boys with this name are usually very kind and nice. They have big heart, that you shouldn't break, because they are sensitive a lot. Guys named Jiří are kinda good-looking to. Those introverted smart guys are successful in many things by the way, but sometimes they act like a little child.
Jiří is hot childish Czechoslovakian, who likes cookies and Winnie Pooh.
Jiří by DoraTheGummyBear November 21, 2021
It's word for tasty mushroom soup with beetroot, milk and cabbage
Wow! I loved it! I haven't eaten such a tasty Jiří in a long time.
Jiří by DoraTheGummyBear November 21, 2021
It's word for tasty mushroom soup with beetroot, milk and cabbage
Wow! I loved it! I haven't eaten such a tasty Jiří in a long time.
Jiří by DoraTheGummyBear November 21, 2021
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