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a "cutsie" term used in place of: to masterbate, to jerk off, to wack off, etc.
"After my best girl friend left, I needed to jinksy SO badly."

"Did you think about me while you jinksyed last night?"
jinksy by darkhairroxmysox March 18, 2007
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A powerful but elite selective dedicated to the game of drink.
This NY will be a blast, but only if the Jinksy collective represents.
Jinksy by dogma6 January 11, 2012
Something that wrong, or not well made. An idea or behavior that is beneath you and always annoying.
She parked in two spaces, that’s so jinksy.
This dollar store soap is so jinksy it doesn’t even make a lather...
Jinksy by Teacher Moments May 5, 2019

Blow Jinsky 

A sequence of sexual favors that begins with the male performing oral sex on his female partner. This is followed by the female reciprocating by administering fellatio on the male. Finally, the sequence is completed when the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and proceeds to perform oral sex on his female partner one last time. In essence, a "blow job sandwich".
Dude, last night was amazing. Sarah and I had one hell of a blow jinsky. She tasted much better the second time which really helped me finish the job.
Blow Jinsky by ilostthegamedk November 4, 2014

The Jinks Effect

1) Meteorological (most common association):
Extremely severe and inclement weather. In particular, when bad weather comes as a surprise following an optimisitc forecast.

2) A person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck (Jinks or Jinx)

3) A condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.
The sudden and surprising change in weather that resulted in the tsunami is thought to have been caused by The Jinks Effect.
The Jinks Effect by Weatherman September 12, 2012

hi-jinks 

noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks.
where you there last night? hi-jinks were off the hook!!
hi-jinks by bot tech September 17, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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