jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

jingledorf by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

dingledorf by Guido1 March 3, 2008

Ingledorffs 

Small spider-monkey creatures that munch on the faces of small children.

Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."

Ingledorffs by jeffrey is soooooo crunchy July 25, 2011

Dingledorfing 

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree

Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"

Dingledorfing by the bingleborf August 26, 2022

Zingledorf 

When you slowly realize you might be in the wrong, and you're holding onto hope but it's fading fast.

The word was coined after the player Zingledorf's username, who is known for being in the wrong and trying to defend his game choices before ultimately succumbing to social pressures, particularly when playing Overwatch.

"Dude, you're pulling a Zingledorf, stop trying to defend yourself. Open your eyes and see that you're in the wrong."

Zingledorf by Siberdoodle October 6, 2023

fingledorf

an all purpose curse word.

"I can't believe that lying, cheating fingledorf!"

"Oh, fingledorf! I just fell down!"

fingledorf by cupcakeprincess March 10, 2008

Jingledogs

jin⋅gle   /ˈdʒɪŋgəl/ jing-guhl- dog /dɔg, dɒg/dawg, dog:

A piece of verse or a short song of your fat ass man boobs slapping together, having such a catchy succession of sounds, usually of a light or humorous character with canine qualities, disgusting, smelly and animal like.

MAN TITTYS!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, sweat smelling, man tits.
If you are a child, a fat child, you have JINGLEPUPS.

"The man ran along the shore flapping his jingledogs all the way"

"that kid with down syndrom has some big jinglepups!"

"Mom, why does that man's jingledogs smell like cheese?"

"dude I can smell his jingledogs a mile away!"

Jingledogs by chariquaaaaa April 22, 2009