A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They willtest you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
When you slowly realize you might be in the wrong, and you're holding onto hope but it's fading fast.
The word was coined after the player Zingledorf's username, who is known for being in the wrong and trying to defend his game choices before ultimately succumbing to social pressures, particularly when playing Overwatch.
"Dude, you're pulling a Zingledorf, stop trying to defend yourself. Open your eyes and see that you're in the wrong."
jin⋅gle /ˈdʒɪŋgəl/ jing-guhl- dog /dɔg, dɒg/dawg, dog:
A piece of verse or a short song of your fat ass man boobs slapping together, having such a catchy succession of sounds, usually of a light or humorous character with canine qualities, disgusting, smelly and animal like.
MAN TITTYS!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, sweat smelling, man tits.
If you are a child, a fat child, you have JINGLEPUPS.
"The man ran along the shore flapping his jingledogs all the way"
"that kid with down syndrom has some big jinglepups!"
"Mom, why does that man's jingledogs smell like cheese?"