Jingledogs

jin⋅gle /ˈdʒɪŋgəl/ jing-guhl- dog /dɔg, dɒg/dawg, dog:

A piece of verse or a short song of your fat ass man boobs slapping together, having such a catchy succession of sounds, usually of a light or humorous character with canine qualities, disgusting, smelly and animal like.

MAN TITTYS!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, sweat smelling, man tits.
If you are a child, a fat child, you have JINGLEPUPS.

"The man ran along the shore flapping his jingledogs all the way"

"that kid with down syndrom has some big jinglepups!"

"Mom, why does that man's jingledogs smell like cheese?"

"dude I can smell his jingledogs a mile away!"

Jingledogs by chariquaaaaa April 22, 2009

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jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

jingledorf by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

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Jingledogs • jingledorf • Jinglenog

Jinglenog

When you tie a sleigh bell to your balls while saying, "Ho Ho Ho" while pounding it from the back. The receiver must be wearing a elf hat with sleigh bells as well.

*Note: The bells must be gold and must jingle.

"This Christmas, I plan to Jinglenog my girlfriend and give her that Christmas spirit."

Jinglenog by RhondClassic October 17, 2024

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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