Jingledogs

jin⋅gle   /ˈdʒɪŋgəl/ jing-guhl- dog /dɔg, dɒg/dawg, dog:

A piece of verse or a short song of your fat ass man boobs slapping together, having such a catchy succession of sounds, usually of a light or humorous character with canine qualities, disgusting, smelly and animal like.

MAN TITTYS!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, sweat smelling, man tits.
If you are a child, a fat child, you have JINGLEPUPS.

"The man ran along the shore flapping his jingledogs all the way"

"that kid with down syndrom has some big jinglepups!"

"Mom, why does that man's jingledogs smell like cheese?"

"dude I can smell his jingledogs a mile away!"

by chariquaaaaa April 22, 2009

jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

Jinglenog

When you tie a sleigh bell to your balls while saying, "Ho Ho Ho" while pounding it from the back. The receiver must be wearing a elf hat with sleigh bells as well.

*Note: The bells must be gold and must jingle.

"This Christmas, I plan to Jinglenog my girlfriend and give her that Christmas spirit."

by RhondClassic October 17, 2024