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Jimmey Rigger

Someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.
Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.
Jimmey Rigger by Dan Rigger September 10, 2011

JimmyJigged

ohh crap were jimmyjigged = in a bad situation were all possible points of exits are blocked

dont get your self jimmyjigged=dont get into a tight spot you cant wiggle yourself out with out help
JimmyJigged by Riyle Star July 6, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008