jimbo shrimp 

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

jimbo shrimp by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

Jumbo Shrimp Dick 

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

Jumbo Shrimp Dick by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie 

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...

Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Jumbo Shrimp 

First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.

Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."

Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"

Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"

Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"

Jumbo Shrimp by lombard116 October 18, 2010

Jumbo Shrimp 

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.

"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'

Jumbo Shrimp by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010

searing the jumbo shrimp 

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

searing the jumbo shrimp by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Jumbo Shrimp 

One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.

"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."

Jumbo Shrimp by "ode" April 9, 2006