commercial jijo sucks!
by andre April 18, 2005
¡No te sientes junto a mi! ¡Eres un pinche jijo!
(Don't sit next to me! You're a fucking Son of a Bitch!)
(Don't sit next to me! You're a fucking Son of a Bitch!)
by ototo April 23, 2008
by Omenoftheend July 08, 2018
Jijo, featured in songs made my Machx, X himself said Jijo is a 8ft figure, Muscular, And has Speakers as heads. Musicians all around the world claim they see Jijo when good music is played
by TH37BSN95 January 18, 2021
The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.
Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.
by thatastronomyguy December 09, 2024