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Definitions by DillonVentures

Wum Fluids 

It means nothing, stop asking me, for the love of god, please.

It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.

Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.
Person 1: “haha wum fluids”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”
Wum Fluids by DillonVentures March 9, 2022
A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.
Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.
Salmon by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

Mustard Fish 

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
Mustard Fish by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
To be removed from existence, made into pieces, or just death in general.

A common phrase to use after stumbling upon a situation where somebody has been “peeled” is to say “OH MY GOD THEY PEELED THEM!!” using any other pronouns if you so desire.
Example 1:
Person 1 stumbles upon Person 3’s dead body.
Person 1: “Oh my god they peeled them!!”

Example 2:
Person 2 realizes that Person 5 has gone missing without a trace.
Person 2: “Oh my god they peeled them!!”
Peeled by DillonVentures June 30, 2021

Bravado Moment 

An act of extreme violence, or more commonly.. murder, usually being very brutal.

It’s also common for the murderer to exclaim “Bravado Moment” before committing said “Bravado Moment”.
Person 1: “Bravado Moment, my broski!”
Person 2: “wait wh-“
Person 1 then brutally crushes Person 2’s head, with their bare hands.
A shorter, more funnier way of saying Filbo, which is the Mayor of Snaxburg in Bugsnax.
Person 1: “Yooooo Bugsnax’s ending was crazy! Too bad I got the bad ending.”
Person 2: “Oh cool, I got the good ending, what character was your favorite?”
Person 1: “It’s gotta be Bunger and Fibo!”
Person 2: “and this is why i fucking hate you
Fibo by DillonVentures January 14, 2021
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jijo by DillonVentures December 4, 2020