jickness 

Jazz sickness: a feeling you get when loud jazz music plays, and you can feel the bouncy vibration.

I am getting a little bit of jickness here!

jickness by Seshie February 5, 2009

Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

Jockness 

The use of jocking. Like bitchassness.

"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."

Jockness by Snoopdancer1 June 30, 2008