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jhosmar by Look aid monkey December 15, 2023
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Josmarie 

A girl who is both shy and outgoing. She loves to do new things but she isn't good at any of them. She is caring of other people before herself. She may think she is ugly but everyone knows she is one beautiful girl. She's also funny and her smile can bright up a whole room. She is kind but if you mess with her she could be a bitch. You don't wanna screw with a Josmarie. If you ever meet a Josmarie then you are one lucky person.
Guy 1: Hey look its Josmarie lets go and say hi to her.
Guy 2: Yeah lets go
Josmarie by Happens November 28, 2018
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JhonMark 

JhonMark: Pussy Lover , It is a name came from the word Juan and Marko it means Handsome.
JhonMark is Handsome
JhonMark by Unicohijo. June 7, 2021
A name which means gentle and Unique.
Jhomar! goodjob
Jhomar by jportuguez November 19, 2010
Sweet, kind and loving. Thinks about things deeply and thoroughly and is a disorganized as a result. Cares about others especially their mother, yet can give them space. Adorable and handsome at the same time. Passionate person. True.
To really define Josmar would be impossible.
Josmar by j05mar March 23, 2012

jhonmark 

Jhonmark is a type of guy that everybody love. He is kind , intelligent and very generous. He loves taking pictures of nature , pets and especially himself. People are intimidated of his looks and how he dress. He is sometimes hard headed . People often misunderstood him for being sensitive .
Wow! He looks so sexy! His name must be Jhonmark
jhonmark by Artxx June 7, 2021
Josmar is a smart boy who loves to be around his family and friends, he cherishes his mom a lot and he loves all of his friends even if they treat him weirdly. His friends will tend to stick up for him or will have a violent way to stand up for him. He likes girls but only one in particular, he also is loyal and has a good singing voice. He likes to keep a small group of friends and is close with all of them. He loves to make other people happy even if it means he has to pay less attention to himself. Josmar is a very generous person and I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be able to lose a josmar. Josmar is amazing
Girl 1: Omg that’s josmar, I made friends with him the other day, he is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah! ❤️❤️💋💋💏💏
Josmar by Putmydoorban September 1, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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