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Josmarie
A girl who is both shy and outgoing. She loves to do new things but she isn't good at any of them. She is caring of other people before herself. She may think she is ugly but everyone knows she is one beautiful girl. She's also funny and her smile can bright up a whole room. She is kind but if you mess with her she could be a bitch. You don't wanna screw with a Josmarie. If you ever meet a Josmarie then you are one lucky person.
Jomaris
Jomaris is a very unique girl. She has long hair and beautiful personality. She is surely Hispanic. If you get Jomaris mad, she will forgive you. She’s caring and patient.
Jomaris by Bxby.angel February 18, 2019
josmarie
A manipulative person who thinks she can get anything she wants. also wants what isnt hers. sometimes can be a great person but is a WHORE.
ew, its Josmarie
josmarie by somnum exterreri February 16, 2017
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