jewseleum

An impenetrable, heavily fortified sanctuary for celebrating, housing or otherwise containing large numbers of Jews in urban areas.

Check out the shiny gate on that jewseleum- that outta keep those pesky Palestinians out!

by SteviePoos123 November 10, 2013

jewseum

The Jewish Holocaust Museum in Sydney.

" You psyched for our excursion to the Jewseum? "
Nope..

by Sarah Payne August 24, 2007

jewseum

a place dedicated to jewish people such as a museum with a lot of history on ancient or modern day jews or maybe just a large gathering of jews in a small area.

- I went to this jewseum thing yestarday.

- was it fun?

- No they just bitched about being kicked out of jerusalem by some retards.

- That does sound boring.

- I know right!!!

by Skeeter~Bob November 2, 2010

jewslem

After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.

Damn Jewslems started another holy war.

Man when will these jewslems finally stop bitchfighting over that stupid rock?

Oh shit, i see jewslems.

by a d b December 18, 2005