jewslem
After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.
jewslam
A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.
jewslam by Aristarkus January 11, 2009
Jewlemma
When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.
He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!
Jewlemma by MarkleBear December 10, 2010
jewslim
A Jewslim is half jew half muslim or for instance has one muslim parent and one jewish parent they can either practise the islamic or the jewish faith but either way are always circumsised
jewslim by tru-blu-91 January 27, 2007
Jewslim
Jewslim by Dark_Ville March 1, 2021
Jewslim
1. A person living in america who demands that their religon be accepted despite their non traditional ways.
2. A word used to decribe jews and muslims together as one, most americans think they are like the "crips" and "bloods", we know they hate each other, but to us they are pretty much the same thing.
2. A word used to decribe jews and muslims together as one, most americans think they are like the "crips" and "bloods", we know they hate each other, but to us they are pretty much the same thing.
Child : why do some of the kids at camp wear
Funny hats and not eat bacon?
Mother : they are probably just jewslim kids
Funny hats and not eat bacon?
Mother : they are probably just jewslim kids
Jewslim by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hobo loko
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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