jewslem

After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.

Damn Jewslems started another holy war.

Man when will these jewslems finally stop bitchfighting over that stupid rock?

Oh shit, i see jewslems.

by a d b December 18, 2005

jewslam

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

Jewlemma

When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.

He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!

by MarkleBear December 10, 2010

jewslim

A Jewslim is half jew half muslim or for instance has one muslim parent and one jewish parent they can either practise the islamic or the jewish faith but either way are always circumsised

that guy over theres a jewslim he's a money grabber as well as owning a chain of corner shops

by tru-blu-91 January 27, 2007

Jewslim

Someone who is a jew and a muslim

You're such a jewslim

by Dark_Ville March 1, 2021

Jewslim

A dramatic love story that was written and developed into a film by actor Eli Harris.

Finally a film (Jewslim) that addresses inter-cultural relationships aside from black and white.

by KBBaby January 3, 2008

Jewslim

1. A person living in america who demands that their religon be accepted despite their non traditional ways.

2. A word used to decribe jews and muslims together as one, most americans think they are like the "crips" and "bloods", we know they hate each other, but to us they are pretty much the same thing.

Child : why do some of the kids at camp wear

Funny hats and not eat bacon?

Mother : they are probably just jewslim kids

by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016