jewishAIM

Prestigious aiming group for the first person shooter Valorant aimed at cultivating a positive atmosphere for aimers.

I have officially signed with jewishAIM to improve my valorant AIMing skills.

by Z66666 September 22, 2020

Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.

No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.

by beak March 13, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

Jewishish

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.

"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2

by B--RaD October 29, 2008

jewishize

to make one more jewish. to make one into a money desirer.

why did i let your mother jewishize you so much?

by harr donn October 3, 2007

jewishdicial

Corrupt judicial system.

"I don't have very much faith in our jewishdicial system".

by jewica May 26, 2008

jewishing

Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.

"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"

by Optimustrain69rawrXD May 19, 2017