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jew waiter 

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
jew waiter by biblical scholar July 11, 2010

jew water 

Another word for Mtn Dew
Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water
jew water by Young yamin March 31, 2017
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rare deep water jew 

A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.

shallow water jew 

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

deep water pygmy jew 

John Semeraro
John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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