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Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle 

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.
"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"
Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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jew japped 

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.
I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!
jew japped by cnice82 November 8, 2007

japa jew 

The mixed heritage of a person who is Japanese and Jewish, also known as a twinkie.
Marco: Hey AJ! Your a japa jew!
AJ: Let me tell you a word that has to do with sex!
japa jew by marcooooo July 9, 2006

Jewjapitalian 

Adjective. Of or relating to a female with an ethnicity that cannot be determined, that is EXTREMELY HOT!
"Dude, i met this woman yesterday. She was really hot. you know, jewjapitalian and everything"
Jewjapitalian by macadotious March 6, 2012
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