Jewjapitalian Share definition Flag Adjective. Of or relating to a female with an ethnicity that cannot be determined, that is EXTREMELY HOT! "Dude, i met this woman yesterday. She was really hot. you know, jewjapitalian and everything" Jewjapitalian by macadotious March 6, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Jewjapitalian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch