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its jesus but sussy
“im religous but im also jesussy”
jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.
My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.
Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

JesusSuit 

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.
Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.
JesusSuit by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

Jesusist 

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.
A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.
Jesusist by Vantonia January 9, 2017

jesussexual

Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.
Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!
jesussexual by ledtim April 10, 2007

objective.jesussave.us 

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.
I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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