Jesussey 

How a person feels after leaving church. Happy, compassionate, patience, loving, smiley.

Paul was feeling so Jesussey after church he didn't run over the idiot that was walking in the middle of the street.

Jesussey by SeptGirl15 June 26, 2016

jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.

My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.

Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

jesussexual

Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.

Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!

jesussexual by ledtim April 10, 2007

Jesussexual

Being sexually aroused b\y Jesus.

Oh Jesus, I'm so Jesussexual, lead the Israelites of the desert into me.

Jesussexual by jesusman3 November 6, 2022