jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

by ChuckChaser69 December 20, 2009

Jesus Weekend

A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.

Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.

by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 26, 2011

Jesusween

A christian fundamentalist variance of halloween pertained toward the "jesus freaks" who dress up as biblical characters voyaging for bibles rather than candy.

"Everyone come get your turbans fitted, Jesusween is right around the corner!"

by nic(k) January 2, 2012

Jesusween

A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wing “Christians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.

My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.

by Patriotic Leftie October 18, 2021