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Jesus Weekend 

A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
Jesus Weekend by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle
dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!
jess weeks by MisterPee May 26, 2011
A christian fundamentalist variance of halloween pertained toward the "jesus freaks" who dress up as biblical characters voyaging for bibles rather than candy.
"Everyone come get your turbans fitted, Jesusween is right around the corner!"
Jesusween by nic(k) January 2, 2012
A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wing “Christians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.
My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.
Jesusween by Patriotic Leftie October 18, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026