A christian fundamentalist variance of halloween pertained toward the "jesusfreaks" who dress up as biblical characters voyaging for bibles rather than candy.
A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wing “Christians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.
My parentswon’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"