jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

jesus tits

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice

"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"

by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003

jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

by joniam May 6, 2003

Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

by Bus36 January 29, 2006

jesus tits

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

by Klaireabell October 23, 2007

jesus tit

Expression similar to "what the fuck!" often used in poker tournaments and the whatnot

"Jesus tit, will you please pay attention and not be such a dickneck."

by Cunty Spice July 28, 2006