jesus on wheels 

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.

1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."

jesus on wheels by Day June 16, 2007

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel 

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004