Jesus himself 

When an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are Jesus himself.

Dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night..........without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!

-Jesus himself-

My friend robbed the biggest bank in the world using only a ballpoint pen!!!!

-Jesus himself-

Jesus himself by Zygorff October 20, 2009

Jesus Himself 

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

Jesus Himself by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008

Jesus Himself 

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

Jesus Himself by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

neverending beard of jesus himself 

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

neverending beard of jesus himself by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004