jesus condom
Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
jesus condom by JMU April 26, 2007
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jesus condom
a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
jesus condom by asbo August 17, 2006
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jesus condom peanut butter
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
jesus condom peanut butter by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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