Definitions by JMU

jesus condom 

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

jesus condom by JMU April 26, 2007

Guacamoolie 

1. A cross between an African American and a Mexican American.
2. Racial slang to describe the offspring of a black and a mexican.

What a fucking guacamoolie

Jesus and Latisha's baby is a total gaucamoolie.

Guacamoolie by JMU April 26, 2007