jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.
by JMU April 18, 2007
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Guacamoolie

1. A cross between an African American and a Mexican American.
2. Racial slang to describe the offspring of a black and a mexican.
What a fucking guacamoolie

Jesus and Latisha's baby is a total gaucamoolie.
by JMU April 18, 2007
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