jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

by JMU April 18, 2007

Guacamoolie

1. A cross between an African American and a Mexican American.
2. Racial slang to describe the offspring of a black and a mexican.

What a fucking guacamoolie

Jesus and Latisha's baby is a total gaucamoolie.

by JMU April 18, 2007