A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!
Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!
by Malcom shybatt January 11, 2020
The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods December 8, 2015