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Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
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Jesseness 

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008

Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
A beautiful girl with a big ass and nice curves.
a girl every guy wants, because she's also amazing in bed and foreplay. she's also smart, funny, sweet, nice, and have an funny laugh.
Josh: "look at that ass!"

Bob: "She must be a jessenia"
Jessenia by michealstweart September 6, 2011
The coolest chick around. She plays by her own rules and everyone wants to be her.
Kyle: Woah dude, step aside. Jessenia is coming down the hall!
Jake: Well I sure as hell don't want to mess with her.
Jessenia by pacmaster March 5, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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