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Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
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Jesseness 

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008

Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
A beautiful girl with a big ass and nice curves.
a girl every guy wants, because she's also amazing in bed and foreplay. she's also smart, funny, sweet, nice, and have an funny laugh.
Josh: "look at that ass!"

Bob: "She must be a jessenia"
Jessenia by michealstweart September 6, 2011
The coolest chick around. She plays by her own rules and everyone wants to be her.
Kyle: Woah dude, step aside. Jessenia is coming down the hall!
Jake: Well I sure as hell don't want to mess with her.
Jessenia by pacmaster March 5, 2011
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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