Jessen 

A person of great daring and courage. Brave and trustworthy, defender of the weak, unusually wise and cunning. Generally attractive, adventurous and athletic.

Willing to fight at the drop of a hat and not afraid to try anything, as long as it does not involve acts of hosexuallity, beastiallity or sodomy, and does not impare thought.

A Jessen just kicked your dad's ass for being a wife beating, speed snorting, lazy, crossdressing, cock smoking, cum gargling, child molesting, turncoat, peice of shit!

Jessen by The Original Chipper November 26, 2010

Jessen 

A whale of a girl. very annoying. also responds to whale calls like in finding nemo. also will lunge across the room for food.

example of a jessen; watching finding nemo and eating popcorn, the whale will hear the calls from Dory and burst through your wall like the kool-aid man and eat all yo stuff.

Jessen by pussy monster chopper May 8, 2013

Jessen 

Typical name for transgenders who wish to go back

I feeel like i should jessen 🥹

Jessen by Cyrus264859J April 1, 2025

Jessen 

A dumb piece of shit who lies and treats you like shit then accuses you of being in the wrong because his brain is so small he can't comprehend being a bad person. He's an emotionally immature idiot who can't do something as simple as communicate or say sorry. He's a waste of your time and space and if you run into one of them, literally RUN AWAY.

A Jessen is the biggest waste of your time.

Trying to make a relationship work with him is like gambling and wasting all your money.

Jessen by squidydance June 19, 2025

Christian Jessen 

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

Christian Jessen by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011

Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’

Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!

Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.

"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."

jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013