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jeseka
Jeseka is a gorgeous girl who likes to have fun. Her sense of humor will make anyone laugh. Is often attracted to the same sex. She loves dirtbikes like YZ 250 and other out door adventures. Also loves dogs. If you meet a Jeseka never let her go.
jeseka by Lets have fun January 19, 2017
Jeseena
Jeseena is a very friendly Girl who has always a Smile on her Face. She cares alot for her Friends even though she often doesnt shows it. Theres just one Thing that can make her really mad, calling her "short". If you say that to her this will maybe be your last Words so be carefull :).
1Random Person: hey did you saw that short girl there?
2Random Person: Psst! Thats a Jeseena!
1Random Person: And?
2Random Person: Oh oh she heard you.. your dead bro.
1Random Person: huh-?
*dies*
2Random Person: Psst! Thats a Jeseena!
1Random Person: And?
2Random Person: Oh oh she heard you.. your dead bro.
1Random Person: huh-?
*dies*
Jeseena by newtplayss November 23, 2021
jesseka
jesieka
The sexiest most special, unique, creative, rare, exceptional women on the earth!! And since no one else has this spelling of her name, one of a kind!! The best no one else is like her!
jesieka by Jesussavesandfamilyfirst April 3, 2016
jeseena
The girl who is clumsy and naive.
And has loving personality.
Constantly needs support from other
and loves Biriyani
And has loving personality.
Constantly needs support from other
and loves Biriyani
jeseena by Theonewhohearsall November 24, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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