by anonymous May 22, 2022
Get the jesseka mug.Someone so beautiful they outshine the needs of makeup or any face enhancing product, she is naturally beautiful and gorgeous. She even has the weirdest sense of humour that you could possibly imagine, she can be everything and all you need at the same time she's practically perfect and a world of fun. If you don't treat her right then you don't deserve her amazing company and therefore should change or say goodbye to a life of fun. Whenever you need her she's always there unless she's reading a book then in that case you must leave her and let her read and enjoy her life and don't you dare disturb her. She's the perfect package and even more, you must give her all the love in the world and she will return the favour.
Man: Damn dude that Jessika is quite a bodacious babe, such a perfect catch
Other Man: I know dude but she's 500000 levels out of my league ill just worship her from afar
Man: Me too bro *Prays to Jessika
Other Man: I know dude but she's 500000 levels out of my league ill just worship her from afar
Man: Me too bro *Prays to Jessika
by Sergeant Biffy June 14, 2016
Get the Jessika mug.is a beautiful person inside and out. she inspires people to be like her. She can bring out a smile to anyones face. if you need help just turn to jessyka she'll do whatever it takes to help you out. they are very trustworthy and are amazing singers. she can be a bit rough on the edges but shes soft on the inside once you get to know her. it does take effort to become jessykas friend but its worth it. NEVER EVER get on her bad side.
person 1: shes so beautiful who is she?
person 2: i think thats a Jessyka
person 1: wow her smile just made me feel so better
Person 2: thats jessyka for you
person 2: i think thats a Jessyka
person 1: wow her smile just made me feel so better
Person 2: thats jessyka for you
by girl who loves her Jessyka July 23, 2011
Get the Jessyka mug.I female name that is a derivitive of Jessica.
"Jessica first appeared in the Shakespeare's 'Merchant of Venice' and her origins are much debated. It is possible that Jessica comes from the Hebrew name found in the Bible as Iscah, which was translated in Shakespeare's time as Jesca.
Having shown amazing popularity in the US from the late 70s to the late 90s, Jessica fell to 32nd place in the US charts in 2006. However, in 2007 it was the fifth most popular name in the UK, having held the top spot in 2005. Jessica is also currently in the top 10 of all the Australian states, and New Zealand."
However, "Jesseca" itself is a rarely used name, making the person who has it a very unique (and amazing) person.
It is also said that babies with this name will hold a lucky and loving life. They will be cherished by the people closest to them, and those friendships will tend to last for years on end with few regrets.
Common nicknames are- Jess and Jessi
"Jessica first appeared in the Shakespeare's 'Merchant of Venice' and her origins are much debated. It is possible that Jessica comes from the Hebrew name found in the Bible as Iscah, which was translated in Shakespeare's time as Jesca.
Having shown amazing popularity in the US from the late 70s to the late 90s, Jessica fell to 32nd place in the US charts in 2006. However, in 2007 it was the fifth most popular name in the UK, having held the top spot in 2005. Jessica is also currently in the top 10 of all the Australian states, and New Zealand."
However, "Jesseca" itself is a rarely used name, making the person who has it a very unique (and amazing) person.
It is also said that babies with this name will hold a lucky and loving life. They will be cherished by the people closest to them, and those friendships will tend to last for years on end with few regrets.
Common nicknames are- Jess and Jessi
by vanilla commercial January 10, 2009
Get the Jesseca mug.An amazing friend, she has the most amazing personality. She is beautiful inside and out, even though she denies it she knows it's true. She never fails to put a smile on her friends' face and she is a great person to be around. Everyone loves her unconditionally and would do anything for her, no matter what. ❤️
Jesseca: Hey, you're so beautiful and such a good friend. I love you so much, thanks for being there for me.
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️
by ayyyyeitsnat December 20, 2016
Get the Jesseca mug.The most amazing person in the world. She's beautiful, hilarious, and has one of the best personalities. She has her blonde moments, but she can also be really smart. She loves life and all the small things that come with it. Everyone loves her even if she doesn't feel like it's true. She is a very confusing woman. She believes in other life besides the human race. she is very into the supernatural. She's one of the most caring and honest people you will ever meet. She's easy to talk to and get along with. She's awkward but that's one of the best parts about her.
by youwhooo July 1, 2011
Get the Jessikah mug.The man who single handedly sparked Twitch's Great Jew Controversy of 2017. This brave soul stepped forward using Twitch.tv as his medium to spread the truth about what the people of the Jewish faith had truly done. He was later banned off of the platform for informing the public of the Jewish plan to take over the United States nuclear missile silo through spreading the lie of the holocaust for justification. This was later covered up by Twitch as a "Loli Hentai" related removal even though Jesse is 6087 days on nopfap, making this impossible.
Jesseakagod- THE ALLEGED “Holocaust” of “6 million Jews” at the hands of Adolf Hitler and National Socialist Germany during WWII is the biggest lie ever foisted upon humanity. The very idea that the Germans organized and executed a complex conspiracy involving “homicidal gas chambers” and other barbaric, sadistic forms of mass murder designed to exterminate European Jewry during WWII is laughable on its face when you stop and objectively think about it.
These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
by FrappBoy (Lubricant Hurricane) February 14, 2019
Get the jesseakagod mug.