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Jersey Handshake 

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
Jersey Handshake by Teflon G October 26, 2008

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.
Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit
New Jersey Handjob by alec547 November 28, 2010

Jersey Handshake 

Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.
"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"

The Jersey Handshake 

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.
E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026