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jersey hand 

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.
jersey hand by themattblackshow October 31, 2017
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Jersey Handshake 

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
Jersey Handshake by Teflon G October 26, 2008

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.
Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit
New Jersey Handjob by alec547 November 28, 2010

Jersey Handshake 

Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.
"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"

The Jersey Handshake 

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.
E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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