Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.
Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!