Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.
Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"