Jerkin your Gherkin

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Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

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jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

jerkin your gherkin by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

Just jerking your gherkin by LordBone January 9, 2012

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026