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jemyma by YourUnknownMum August 4, 2021
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Jemimah
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
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Uncle Jemima
Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
jemyah
Jemyah is funny,athletic and beautiful. She gets good grades and is always on fleek.She diesnt like game players and will tell you how she feels strait up...No sugar coding it.
jemyah by O F F S E T December 29, 2017
Jemma
Jemma is all about being real, she will tell you to your face if she doesn’t like you, She is the kind of person who will change your life when you meet her, but only if she chooses to.
Jemma is a very creative person who contemplates everything and thinks a lot.
If you get on her bad side she will make your life hell.
Jemma has the most beautiful smile, the whole world lights up when shes happy, she makes living easier and cares about important people in her life, she makes you feel safe and gives you motivation in your life. Jemma's complexity will leave you dumb if you dont know her.
She has a soul that will burn you if you are not used to its touch.
Everything Jemma says will full your spirit like the best food ever. Jemma is a rare name used for a very special soul. One who doesn’t leave your mind in a hurry. Jemma has lots of features that capture your heart , her eyes are green gold and her smile makes you really happy, Jemma is a girl whos loud but quite and strong and sensitive who makes time for the people she cares about, she can look after herself really well, shes super nice but will destroy you if she dont like you. Jemma is someone everyone is happy to be around , If you get annoyed by Jemma you just dont know Jemma, for the people she cares about Jemma is the best person ever. Shes a loving girl thats perfect in every way and gives your whole world a reason to carry on.
Jemma is a very creative person who contemplates everything and thinks a lot.
If you get on her bad side she will make your life hell.
Jemma has the most beautiful smile, the whole world lights up when shes happy, she makes living easier and cares about important people in her life, she makes you feel safe and gives you motivation in your life. Jemma's complexity will leave you dumb if you dont know her.
She has a soul that will burn you if you are not used to its touch.
Everything Jemma says will full your spirit like the best food ever. Jemma is a rare name used for a very special soul. One who doesn’t leave your mind in a hurry. Jemma has lots of features that capture your heart , her eyes are green gold and her smile makes you really happy, Jemma is a girl whos loud but quite and strong and sensitive who makes time for the people she cares about, she can look after herself really well, shes super nice but will destroy you if she dont like you. Jemma is someone everyone is happy to be around , If you get annoyed by Jemma you just dont know Jemma, for the people she cares about Jemma is the best person ever. Shes a loving girl thats perfect in every way and gives your whole world a reason to carry on.
A Jemma will make or break you.
A Jemma a day keeps the soul at bay.
Jemma is life.
Jemma makes me smile, for quite a while.
A Jemma a day keeps the soul at bay.
Jemma is life.
Jemma makes me smile, for quite a while.
Jemma by OceanWoosh September 25, 2018
Jemima
Jemima is probably one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She's full of energy and never fails to make you smile. She is incredibly kind and thoughtful. All she wants it for those close to her, to be happy.
Jemima by The man in the alien costume June 24, 2020
Jemima
A very cute and mesmerizing girl. Being beside her will increase your heart rate by at least 10 times but don't worry,you wouldn't get a heart attack. Instead ,you will love her with each spend with her.Your eyes will only be on her and she will always be your dreamworld throughout the whole of your lifespan.
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