jeltje

super cool chick who likes to smoke weed. she the coolest stoner you could imagine. she’s super chill and hot. best person you can smoke with.

“who should i ask to roll with me?”
“jeltje with no doubt!”

by spefy November 22, 2021

Jeltje

Jeltje is a Dutch female name. Jeltje is derived from Jelle. Jelle is a Frisian name that originated from Gelle. This is a one-stemmed abbreviation of Germanic names that start with 'geld'. The meaning of this name is therefore 'value'.

What is your name? Jeltje!

by Wintersporter123 November 22, 2021

Jeltje

Jeltje is just a straight forward type of girl. No nonsense and a fighter

Men you ar such a pussy just be fears like a Jeltje fight!

by DeltaOmega66 November 24, 2021

Jeltzer

A hard Seltzer with semen in it. (Jizz + Seltzer: Jeltzer)

Kevin: Yo Vtom, can I get a Jeltzer?
Vtom: Yea dude, lemme top this one off real quick.

by CodieneSensei March 18, 2020

Jelte

Jelte : Word for a collector of Grasshoppers / Grasshopper enthusiast

Ahh I see you're a Jelte aswell as I see your aquariam of Grasshoppers looking lively.

by pinkmilkmum November 5, 2019

jeetjet

How Pittsburghers ask, "Did you eat yet?"
The proper response would be, "Nodju?" ("No, did you?")

Person 1: "Its 12:00, Jeetjet?"
Person 2: "Nodju?"

by DeAndre December 28, 2005

Jelte

A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever, highly attractive with amazing eyes and abs that will blow your mind! Very muscular. Can be moody and arrogant but this only adds to his magnetism. An intense person who works to hard and who needs to have more fun. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.
He is totally rad when it comes to chicks, magical fingers capable of doing great things and bringing pleasure to even a keyboard.
A person who is consistently bad ass mo-fo.

"my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"

"girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Jelte"

by Bantumie13 August 31, 2013