grasshoppers

football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!

Wir sind einfach das beste

by GCZ August 27, 2004

grasshoppers

to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly

Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!

by Miko Monkey February 12, 2006

The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

panty grasshoppers

Any unusual itchy feeling which may precede the diagnosis of a sexually transmitted disease.

I best get a drs. appointment. It's only been two days since my one night in heaven with that stripper and I already feel panty grasshoppers.

by shead November 12, 2006

not yet grasshopper

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016