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joy jelly 

the substance ejaculated by men when you make them happy
"good job. you made joy jelly."
joy jelly by Joe Bye Den April 22, 2017

jolly joystick 

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.
give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)
jolly joystick by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well

Jellyjoy 

Eli: Mom - do you ever get that feeling, when you’re watching someone do something, and you’re so jealous of them but so happy for them too?
Me: Yep.
Eli: when? Tell me about it?
Me: I don’t remember specifically, but that sounds like a really familiar feeling.
Ike: That feeling should really have a word - something long and German.
Eli: Jellyjoy. Let’s call it jellyjoy.
Me: nice
I felt so jellyjoy while watching my sister dance in the recital today!
Jellyjoy by heatherinktum November 8, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026