jelly fuck

When one fills a stubbie holder full of jelly and proceeds to insert his erect male genitalia, continuing to fuck this jelly filled cylinder for the ultimate alone time.

Dont come in!!! Im midway through a jelly fuck.

by ultimate man beast August 18, 2014

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 8, 2004

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.

I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!

by Flutts January 4, 2004

jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people

Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker

by snapper84 July 6, 2014

jelly fucking

When you have sex with a very fat lady.

"I wont ever let anyone know I have a fetish for jelly fucking"

by Megan--] July 22, 2006

jolly fuck

A really happy shag.

"Wow, Ian, that was a really jolly fuck!"

by Joemo October 23, 2013

Jelly Fuckers

another name for a cop

Those jelly fuckers gave me a fine!

by youngdiple September 12, 2008