jellofuck

Taking spoons full of jello, and coating a condom inside and out, then proceeding to have anal or oral sex. Once you've ejaculated into the jello inside the condom, have the woman, or man eat the jizz and jello mix.

We were trying to make oral more interesting, so we decided to jellofuck.

by Assfuckerexpert March 5, 2015

Jellodickaphobic

Afraid of a limp dick when the hottie of your dreams is laying down for you?
So am I

Dude, I'm a total Jellodickaphobic

by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009

Jellyfucked

To get fucked so hard your body turns to jelly. Used most often to describe a situation where one has been screwed over, or gotten a raw deal.

"Man, i just got absolutely jellyfucked by the IRS".

by Boopotts March 8, 2017

Jelloface

Jelloface is a name for someone who is somewhat fat, this is a nicer name for them considering you probably don't want to call them fat to their face. Jelloface is implying their face is squishy, therfore fat. Or it can be used to call someone fat behind their back without it being ovbious.

It can also be a pet name for a close couple, not implying fatness in this case. Something like cutie.

"Hey Jelloface! Whats up?"

"Did you see Kylie's shirt today?" "You mean Jelloface?"

"Hey my little Jelloface, whats up cutie?"

by Kinder Surprise and BranMuffin August 14, 2008

Jellocock

It is common among males, however not gender specific. Typically it is caused later in the night after the male drank a large amount of alcohol. Scientists have been able to prove that it can also be induced by other mind altering means and that women can fall victim to a similar disorder know as Whiskeyclit.In some and rare cases it can be caused by consuming mass quantities of jello products while spending a prolonged period of time in front of a tv watching Bill Cosby reruns.

The Goose is loose, drank to much and can not perform because of jellocock

by TJHooker lives! June 26, 2008