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Jibbernaut 

One who has mastered the art of flailing... tekking... or smoking crystal meth.... One who isnt a carpet surfin curtain peekin tweakin tekker
I am the Jibbernaut master!
Jibbernaut by Azrielz_Illusion October 23, 2005
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jizzernaut 

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.
I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.
jizzernaut by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jebbernaut

someone with exceptionally bad luck. especially in minecraft.
he is a jebbernaut
jebbernaut by potatofaggot July 10, 2012

jibberastic 

adj. when describing someone that speaks in tounges and or in such a state that it can not be comprehened.
It was hard to understand their jibberastic dialect.
jibberastic by Adam Stout November 16, 2004

jebbernaut

An astronimically huge jebend aka penis. Used to insult people.
Fuck you, you jebbernaut!
jebbernaut by bensnegrofile December 3, 2009

Jubbernuts 

An expression of disgruntlement used in retaliation to an idea suggested by a third party that you do not agree with, or as an exclamation. To be used either on its own, or as part of a sentence.

Originally formed as an alternative to in-office swearing.
"What do you think of the proposal?"

- I think it's a pile of jubbernuts

Following on from the dropping of a pot of tea:
"JUBBERNUTS!"
Jubbernuts by Yamesh October 6, 2009

Jubbernaught 

A faggot kid from Cahttanooga Tennersee who complains too much and bitches if he looses at anything, especially basketball or video games.
Guy: Dude i was playing basketball and then when i found out a jubbernaught was there i quit

Other Guy: I dont blame no one likes a jubbernaught
Jubbernaught by a nigg May 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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