Kyle:
I don't think I can take living anymore.
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of
Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle:
I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........