Joint Commission for Hospital Accreditation= a team of people who go around looking for obscure violations (which have little or nothing at all to do with providing good and safe care) in hospitals in order to keep them on their toes. Things like: A piece of paper must be laminated before it can be taped or tacked onto a wall of bulletin board.
They just announced that jcaho is in the building. FML and any hope for things running smoothly.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)