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Jazen=Sexy,Handsome,and HOT!
Yo Jazen is here
Jazen by studmffin November 10, 2011
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ok jazen jazen it will be ok!
jazen by il3out October 26, 2022

jazen wang bazen Hwang 

Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.

Love,

Jetsin
Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.
If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys
omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day
jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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