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jalyssa
Jalyssa is a loving,kind,sweet person you can always count on!she is there whenever you need a friend.she is amazing!Everyone wants to be her because how smart,and loving she is to everyone .So if you get her don't ever let her go.💗
jalyssa by From,adri💞 May 20, 2017
Jalyssa
Jalyssa is one of the most sexist girls i've ever seen. She has a hot body. And beautiful face and personality. God i dont know what i'd do with my beautiful jalyssa.
jaylissa
jaylissa by Hilifeisaweso e December 21, 2017
Jalyssa
She is not a bitch ass thot. Jalyssa is not perfect but she is one of a kind. She is caring, loving, and beautiful. She's the kind of girl that will always be there for you. She does have anger issues but she will love you to the moon and back.
Jalyssa is simply amazing!!!
Jalyssa by AskHer_AriesWoman March 16, 2019
jayssa
I wish I was jayssa!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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