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An elongated form of the wordjawn” jawnson is extremely versatile word and can be used interchangeably with the term “thing.”
Yo, *points at something* fetch me that jawnson.

Or

Man, that jawnson you threw last night was lit!
Jawnson by Misty-Ree July 8, 2021
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another term for hoe, usually used to describe your friends
"hey wanna go party tonight"
"yeeeeaaa lets goo, Jawnson!!"
jawnson by yurdmoney$ September 17, 2019

jawnson special 

a mixed carbonated drink containing 3/5 black cherry soda and 2/5 lemonade
"Yo young bull can I get one of dem jawnson specials?"
jawnson special by Deeders Jawnson January 31, 2015

Jawnson Windsor Knot 

When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.
Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!
Jawnson Windsor Knot by P-W-S September 15, 2010
Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.
Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!
Janson by Janson Lover February 3, 2010
A really pretty boy, really good at jokes and making you laugh. He has a really addictive laugh and a pretty voice. He’s super cool and helps with a lot of problems I appreciate my Jawson so much :)
Jawson is sooo cool
jawson by Issy:) July 24, 2021
a good person who loves his mates like family, would do anything for them. usually best suited to a goalkeeper as his soccer skills are not great. jansons also find people with larger than normal noses attractive.
nose jansen janson
janson by 1112222 June 2, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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