When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.

Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!

Jawnson Windsor Knot by P-W-S September 15, 2010

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Janson

Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.

Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!

Janson by Janson Lover February 3, 2010

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jawson

A really pretty boy, really good at jokes and making you laugh. He has a really addictive laugh and a pretty voice. He’s super cool and helps with a lot of problems I appreciate my Jawson so much :)

Jawson is sooo cool

jawson by Issy:) July 24, 2021

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janson

a good person who loves his mates like family, would do anything for them. usually best suited to a goalkeeper as his soccer skills are not great. jansons also find people with larger than normal noses attractive.

nose jansen janson

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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